My Boss The Prick
Posted by: Verypissed
I approached Stalin (that’s what I’m calling my so called boss in this story) in regards to not receiving a pay check in over 9 months and he told me if I didn’t like it I should “find a new job”. (Since we’ve been in a recession, this phrase has become one of Stalin’s classic trade mark lines). Stalin is president of Y-INC. and I am an employee of X CO. who rents a small portion of Y -INC.’S warehouse to manufacture their product and they pay me well for what I do. I also work for Y-INC. on the side, organizing equipment and materials needed for each job, and I was told I would be compensated quarterly by Y-INC. for these tasks. After months of being rejected by Stalin I was forced to go over his head and speak to the CEO Mr. Toomuchdough. At this point Mr. Toomuchdough had no idea I hadn’t been receiving a paycheck. The three of us sat down in a meeting to resolve this issue and out comes the biggest bunch of BS from Stalin’s mouth. He went on about my bad attitude, how I haven't been doing my job and how a sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Kind of funny considering I do it for free. (Did I mention that Stalin bangs the Contracts Manager of Y-INC.? Try working with a chick who knows she doesn’t have to do her job because she S's President Stalin’s D every night) Anyway, the only time I would lose my cool is when I was told to “find a new job” when asking for a paycheck."Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs"-Joseph Stalin. (I thank God everyday for the magnificent occupational choices he has allowed me to make). Anyway, I bust my ass everyday and make sure each and every job has exactly what is required and I make myself available to all employees 24/7. All I wanted in return was the money I was promised, and for that I was told each time, “Find a new job”. (At least I have the pleasure of watching Stalin take advantage of the unemployment crisis with this vivacious catch phrase on a daily basis). Mr. Toomuchdough sided with me and I’m finally getting my money, but the amount I get is based on my performance an attitude, which if you ask the people I help on a daily basis you would get a thumbs up. But in this case, Stalin is the one who gets to evaluate me. Yeah! Book the cruise. I wish I had an asshole pass. I think they sell them at Target in the Shit Head for a Day section.
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